I apologized to the girl I was training and explained I have had coffee today. That is my way of excusing and self diagnosing intermittent ADD.
This got me thinking that they should make more realistic barbies. I give you Hot Mess Barbie (found via Google). and you're welcome for this!
She even comes with slutty evening attire!!!
I also suggested Too-Much-Caffeine Barbie and How-I-Really-Look-In-The-Morning Barbie. I'm thinking those won't be flying off the shelves!
Happy Friday Y'all!
Have fun this weekend but don't be Hot-Mess-Barbie...
and if you must be, keep it on the DL and tell no one! ;)